nolongersunday:

-teesa-:

9.2.14

On point as always. Bless Jessica Williams, bless Jon Stewart, and bless the Daily Show.

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skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

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tall-dark-n-creepy:

dajo42:

whenever somebody says like “so what did you do today?” just look off into the distance and say “the right thing”

Then stare right into their eyes and say, “I hope”

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reallytiredgirl:

mydrunkkitchen doing what she does best ;)

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This was literally my reaction when I finished reading this book.

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Q
You two are not fit for raising a child. I feel bad for your kid.
Anonymous
A

kamie-malik777:

allteensrelate:

parkingstrange:

I mean she may only be 7 months old but so far she hasn’t sent anyone anon hate so I think we’re doing better job than your parents did, just saying.

that was brutal

Damn